On monkeys and police

Some fantastic pieces of news from Northern India. First, there is to be a judicial decision on the fate of Delhi's monkeys. The monkeys have been terrorising the city, and even managed to steal secret military documents from the Indian military's HQ. Also, hundreds of prospective police officers in Uttar Pradesh have rioted after they deemed a written exam too hard. The hopeful police officers ran out onto the streets, forcing drivers from their cars and sexually assaulting females. I think both these incedents call to question the standard of India's security forces.