Outlaw Idiocy

I think the proposed European ban on Shoah denial is a great idea, but it does not go far enough. I want a ban on all lies, truth distortion and just plain stupidity. Anyone found guilty of Lying/Distortion/Being a stupid idiot will, under my system, spend between 10 and 15 years in a maximum security prison. After getting out, all Liers/Distorters/Idiots will have to wear chicken hats any time they are in public to alert the general population. That ought to teach them.